Hi,

You might be wondering what is that because of the title. Well its a book with lots of Poems. I got it because I told some 1 of my neighbours a poem that I made up It goes like this:

There was a farmer he had a boat and he had to try get to the other side of the river but the boat only held 2 passengers he counted as one but he had to try get corn (that counts as a passenger) a fox and a chicken and himself because he could only fit 2 passengers on the boat how would he get to the other side if he took the fox first then the chicken would eat the corn and if he took the corn first then the fox would eat the chicken so how would he do it remember that they all have to get to the other side and that they will have to have more then 1 trip to get then all to the other side.

It would be good if you left a comment on how they would do it.

Anyway make to the book some of the poems that are in the book go like this:

. Travel Sickness

The dogs just been sick in the honda and my dad says hes phoning the vets and if you lives to a hundred and fifty were not having anymore pets. The dog hung its head and looked guilty something went through its thick brain mum cleaned it up with some tissues then it turned round and threw up again. Dad Nearly drove up a lamp post he screamed and threw open the door we all got out onto the pavement but the dog stayed inside and did more. Dad tore his head and went purple mum said “dont make a fuss” and while dad was having a breakdown i took the dog home on the bus (where it wasn’t sick at all)

. Fish Are So Stupid (I do not think that its just what the poem is called)

Coelacanths cant dance. Trout cant Shout. And stupid Barramundi cant tell when its Sunday. Flat heads are fat heads. A shark cant bark. And stupid Barramundi cant tell when its Monday.

. Arnold

I am a little budgie Arnold is my name . I sit and chirrup all day long and i have no claim to fame. I sometimes eat a bit of seed or peck my cuttlefish, Or talk to Arnold-in-the-mirror, or paddle in my dish. The highlight of my day is night when they cover up my cage and i can dream i’m flying free and only half my age. “Who’s a pretty boy then” if i hear those words once more i swear ill beat my brains out on the gravel on the floor. I wish that i was in the sun with a lovely budgie wife. I wish escape this cage and get myself a life.

.The Dodo

There was a old dodo called Fred who said “I’m supposed to be dead. I’m extinct as can be, I’m as dead as a me. Theirs nothing else to be said.

.Tiger, tiger burning bright

.Tiger tiger burning bright who the hell set you alight?

.That’s Not Very Nice

.A bird flew by up in the sky. except for the bit that fell in my eye.

That’s All of those I really hope you enjoy that I love this book.

But please remember to answer my question if you forgot how it goes it goes like this:

There was a farmer he had a boat and he had to try get to the other side of the river but the boat only held 2 passengers he counted as one but he had to try get corn (that counts as a passenger) a fox and a chicken and himself because he could only fit 2 passengers on the boat how would he get to the other side if he took the fox first then the chicken would eat the corn and if he took the corn first then the fox would eat the chicken so how would he do it remember that they all have to get to the other side and that they will have to have more then 1 trip to get then all to the other side.

Thanks,

Mackenzie:)

 


2 Responses to “The Dogs Just Been Sick In The Honda!!!!!”

  1. Caitlin said:

    Hi, Mackenzie
    The Dogs Just Been Sick In The Honda sounds like a funny name, But really the poems are really funny. But some are just cool. The poem you made up was one of my favourite poems on your blog. My friend Annabel made a nice poem one day it goes like this: My best friend is named Issy, Gymnastics aint make her dizzy, Her favourite drink is lime fizzy, her hair is really frizzy and thats why my best friend is issy

  2. Zaire said:

    Hi my name is Zaire I like what you put you can see my blog if you want http://kidblog.org/SconyersRaiderTime-2/e5443d04-1a51-4ac2-a843-93ebff3677b6/my-five-5avorites/



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